Category: Columns

  • THE UTTERANCE

    THE UTTERANCE

    When Men Say Stupid Stuff Their Pregnant Wives Will Never Forget I originally wrote this on a personal blog before the birth of my first child. If anything, nearly 10 years later, it’s more true than ever, so I’ve updated it and posted it here. Men: the following is an important lesson. Please take it…

  • Ichiro ‘Suzuperman’ Suzuki

    Ichiro ‘Suzuperman’ Suzuki

    An Apparent Superhero Contributing to the Japanese Influence on America Sensing imminent doom, Jor-El launched his son Kal-El in a rocket ship off of the planet Krypton mere moments before it imploded. Kal-El landed on Earth, was adopted by a couple in Kansas, and would grow up to be known as Superman, defender of all…